So may life come and go as it pleases, I'll be ready for all the adventures it has to offer.
Lord of the Flies by Antonio Gonzales Paucar
Held up by strings, Antonio’s sculpture tells the story of a man who mysteriously devolved into a swarm of flies. Either that or Jeff Goldblum made vigorous love to his transportation machine.
Artist: website (via: sweet-station / arpeggia)
United States of Bookshelf by Ron Arad
It may not be the most practical design, but goddamned if it isnt the most patriotic. Now you just need to go all the way and get Merica-shaped everything in your house: throw rugs, waterbed, toilets, what’s stopping you?
(source: timothytaylorgallery / via: thisiswhyimbroke)
Guys, I really want some cake…
Look at this cake,
Isn’t it neat.
Wouldn’t you think it would be great to eat.
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl…
The girl who has all the cake.
Look at this batter,
It just makes you fatter.
How many calories can one serving hold.
Lookin around here you’d think,
God, she’s got diabetes.
I’ve got weight gain and swelling a plenty.
I’ve got bad gas and bunyuns galore.
You want insulin shots?
I’ve got twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want moreeeeee cake.
I wanna live in a bakery.
I wanna eat, wanna eat it all day.
Scooting around on those,
Whaddya call them?
Oh, hover rounds!
Eating your veggies doesn’t taste to good.
I wanna splurge on delicious icing.
Stuffing my face with those,
Whaddya call em?
Petitefores!
The oven just dinged!!
It’s so exciting!!
Now I can eat till my oversized heart gives out..
Watch and you’ll see..
Wish I could eat…
The rest of my….
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
